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  Brent

  8 months ago

  Here's my attempt:
  
  Earlier this year, KTWON promised he would vote for Obama.....
  
  Recently, KTOWN nominated Gov. Palin for President.
  
  Some say KTOWN's nomination of Gov. Palin was misguided....
  
  Some say it was a blatant flip-flop...
  
  Others point out that she's not running for President....
  
  Can we trust this blogger who breaks his promises and shows a flagrant disrespect for the election rules with our children's future?
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  Brent

  8 months ago

  Another:
  
  Fact:
  In 1992, KTOWN was indicted on 25 separate counts of forgery while posing as an engineering student at a well-respected university.
  
  Fact:
  Later that year, KTOWN was spotted streaking down Cumberland avenue in some sort of pagan rite of passage.
  
  Fact:
  Nude anarchist forgers have no place in our government.
  
  Paid for by the Friends of Everyone Who Did Nothing Wrong in College and Quietly Sat in Their Dorm Room Studying.
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  Kate

  8 months ago

  I am for this campaign as long as the candidate's immediate family remains off limits. :0)
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  sadcox

  8 months ago

  Ktown used to live in a house called the "crack shack". There were no drugs involved--it was a much worse type of crack.
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  svandyke

  8 months ago

  In light of the recent attacks on my character, I will respectfully remove myself from this campaign.
  
  But let the record show that the founder of "the Friends of Everyone Who Did Nothing Wrong in College and Quietly Sat in Their Dorm Room Studying" was a willing accomplice in said forgery scheme and only now claims innocence, whereas he was found guilty during said forgery scandal.
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  sadcox

  8 months ago

  What were you guys doing? Making fake Cabbage Patch Kids birth certificates?
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